The Wedding Party Counter

I am in everyone's wedding. (Well, that's obvious hyperbole, but exaggeration is one of my more interesting traits.) This is a photo from bridesmaid experience #2. Weddings 3 and 4 are scheduled for March and May. Oh, and by the way, sort of like I told every boy in college who said "Run Forrest Run" to me - I've actually heard the phrase "always a bridesmaid, never a bride" before. Shocking, but true. I'm incredibly familiar with the saying and all of the clever conotations about singlehood that go with it. And, again, like asking whether or not my parents are cousins, it's not that funny. People should remember the power a bridesmaid has. The next person to say that to me gets the wrong time for the last bus out of the reception venue.