As I was picking up my chicken biscuit this morning, I noticed that my Chik-fil-A clerk was clearly wearing a name tag that read "YAA." I assume that next to her wanting to hurt herself because she is always greeted with bad renditions of Outkast lyrics at parties, she gets really tired of answering the question, "So, what's with that second 'A'? Do you really need it?" But, I have to say that I need to know the answer to that question. Why is there the second 'A'? What does it add to the name (that's really not so much a name, but a kind of guttural sound)? What were her parents thinking? Were they thinking at all? And, if you do indeed pronounce both a's, well then, her parents are just cruel.