I AM the Whitest Person in America

So, it seems that there's a new song called "Chain Hang Low." (Well, "new" wouldn't be accurate considering that it's based around everyone's favorite summer camp song, "Do Your Ears Hang Low," but let's just go with it.) When I first heard it, I thought it said "Chain Gang Love." I'm really glad someone corrected me last night because I have been very bothered thinking of ways that members of a prison chain gang might show affection towards one another.