This Can't be a Good Idea

Remember the old Saturday Night Live skit about dangerous holiday toys? The bag of glass? The teddy bear with daggers protruding from its head? How on earth then can allowing your child to become the "human torch" be a winning notion? "Jimmy, I'd prefer it if you used the kiddie scissors instead of Mommy's, but after we finger paint and build Legos, I'll be sure to set your special gloves on fire and let you run around the house." I hope these people are paying higher insurance premiums than I am.