A Warning to Potential Houseguests

The orange stuff in the shower is dog shampoo. Yes, I know that it is in a lovely clear bottle and looks a lot like expensive bath stuff. However, when you look more closely, you will see that it is labeled (in somewhat small type) "that darn dog shampoo." It is not meant to be used by humans. In contact with human skin, it leads to a rather strong tingling sensation that can border on "burning." Please rinse off immediately if you make this mistake. However, on the plus side, you will be protected from fleas for at least 2 weeks.