So, Madonna's daughter asked her if she was gay because she saw her kiss Britney Spears at the VMAs. Really, Lola? Really? Your mom's Madonna and that's the biggest question you have for her? Nothing about your seemingly absentee personal trainer/glorified sperm donor dad? The other kids don't tease you about mom's past with Dennis Rodman? The Sex book? Justify my love as a video? (Not, incidentally, for the scandal it caused but just for being a bad video.) That rumored tryst with Warren Beatty, after, of all things, making the movie Dick Tracy? Rolling around on stage in the wedding dress? Actually financing "Swept Away"? The obviously affected British accent? Thinking she should write children's books? Her time as Eva Perone? All I'm saying is that I wouldn't be counting on Lola to make it to the Ivy League anytime soon.