Am I the only one who heard Tomkitten's name and thought, "with a fringe on top"? P. S. This one sentence is causing me major comma dilemmas. After all, I know that punctuation goes inside quotation marks (in America but not Britain. I pretended to read "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" like everyone else, but who are we kidding? a book about grammar? like that was actually going to happen, especially with U.S. Weekly nearby...), but I'm asking an overall question to you, the reader while my thought is also a question in and of itself - "with a fringe on top?" It's hurting my head. I can't believe anyone ever paid me to teach English 101.